Lucy: (rapid fire stream of questions, no pause between) I have hair growing in my armpits now. I didn’t used to have hair in my armpits. Why do I need hair in my armpits? Who invented that? I mean, it’s just gross.
Mom: It’s just something that happens as you get older.
Lucy: But you don’t have hair in your armpits.
Mom: That’s because I shave it off.
Lucy: No way, really? Do I have to shave? That’s annoying.
Mom: You don’t have to, up to you.
Lucy: Do boys shave their armpits?
Mom: None that I know of, I don’t think so.
Lucy: That’s just not fair, why do girls have to do all the work and boys just get to be hairy, gross and weird, especially Justin Bieber?
Lucyisms 